Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Kids Say the Darndest Things


I was reading Judith Viorst's Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day to my second graders this week when I had one of those Did-anyone-else-hear-that? moments every teacher experiences on a daily if not hourly basis.

This story has been winning hearts since 1972 as readers can’t help but relate with Alexander who has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day from the moment he gets out of bed. It’s a classic, to say the least, alongside Viorst’s other titles.

When I read it this year, though, a comment from one of my bright, witty boys had my heart chuckling. Hopefully you’ll appreciate it like I did.

The story begins, I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

It continues on as he gets squished in the backseat of his carpool, is forced to wear the railroad-train pajamas he hates and is even subjected to seeing kissing on TV. What a terrible day.

During his less-than-perfect day, Alexander narrates, …the elevator door closed on my foot and while we were waiting for my mom to go get the car Anthony made me fall where it was muddy and then when I started crying because of the mud Nick said I was a crybaby and while I was punching Nick for saying crybaby my mom came back with the car and scolded me for being muddy and fighting.

As my students sat crisscross applesauce on the carpet, I heard from the front row, “He was framed!”

“Why do you say that, Taylor?”

“Well, when there is more than just one person involved in something bad and only one of them is caught and punished, it means they were framed.”

Classic. I love my job.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Eat, Drink, and Be Healthy

In the last few years I’ve developed quite a fascination with health as a whole. The main two components being the obvious: what I consume and how I keep active.

To be honest, I was never one to take it upon myself to exercise. In fact, I dreaded it. This surprises some, but I realize the reason for my laziness was the reality that I didn’t know how good it felt to pick myself up and unglamorously sweat. Most of you can relate with that feeling, it just took me longer to understand the benefits and feel the difference. I’m currently staying active by walking my dog a handful of times a week (a mile or two) and dancing, kicking and punching the sweat out at kick boxing sessions 2-4 times a week. It’s fun, goofy and you can burn up to 600 calories within an hour if you’re giving it your all. I throw in a Pilates session or swim (fins and all) on occasion.

On to what I consume; as I mentioned in previous posts, I love food. I enjoy making food, eating food and talking about food. Who doesn’t love food? It’s actually a love-hate relationship because it can be the enemy staring you down when you are trying to resist and you least expect it. Especially when you have the sweet-tooth gene (thanks a lot, Dad). I’ve really had to change my eating habits in the last couple years for a few reasons. First of all, I get hungry all the time, so I need to eat all the time. Therefore, I need to be careful what I have around (if it tastes good, it’ll be gone soon). Secondly, I have low blood sugar, so I get dizzy if I don’t eat regularly and get enough protein. This is a really common problem, I’ve come to realize. Lastly, I have an extremely sensitive stomach. I envy my co-author who can eat anything and everything in any combination, order or quantity. Her father gave her the iron stomach gene.

I’ve decided to take it upon myself to understand what’s in the food I’m eating. There is so much contradictory advice presented to us on what to eat, which foods cure what, which will give us a “flat belly” and on and on and on.

“The jumble of information quickly turns into nutritional white noise that many people tune out.”

Walter C. Willett, M.D. (Eat, Drink and Be Healthy)

That quote is what pulled me into reading my first science-based nutrition book. Willett shares some holes in the USDA Pyramid. He worked on creating a new food pyramid with different and more expansive information. You’ve probably heard quite a few of these, but I thought they were good reminders nonetheless.

All fats are bad: Saturated fats (whole milk, red meat etc.) & trans fats (margarine, vegetable shortening etc.) can be blamed for clogging our arteries and leading to strokes, heart diseases etc. However, the Pyramid informs us to use all fats sparingly, while monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats (olive oil, nuts, whole grains, fish etc.) are really good for your heart and shouldn’t be sparse in your diet.

All ‘complex’ carbohydrates are good: Six to eleven servings?! In the original USDA Pyramid, these servings include the starches like white bread, potatoes and white rice. In reality, our digestive system turns these starches “into glucose and pumps this sugar into the bloodstream… high spikes in blood sugar are followed by similar surges in insulin… triggering the unmistakable signals of hunger. These high levels of blood sugar and insulin surges are now implicated as part of the perilous pathway to heart disease and diabetes.” Carbohydrates we should be focused on are whole grains (brown rice, oats) and beans. It takes our bodies longer to digest these carbs, so they have a slower effect on our blood sugar and insulin levels.

Protein is protein: The Pyramid suggests equal amounts of red meat, fish, poultry, eggs, beans and nuts. However, red meat contains the previously mentioned saturated fat and cholesterol and may give us too much iron (it’s in a form our bodies absorb whether we need it or not) and should be consumed in moderation. We should be focusing on chicken, turkey, fish, beans and nuts, which have less and/or healthy saturated fats we need.

Dairy products are essential: The Pyramid suggests 2-3 servings a day. However, Americans already get more calcium than almost every other country in the world. Fragile bones? There is little proof that calcium consumption prevents broken bones when you’re older. While calcium is important, there’s no emergency to increase your intake. Focus on spinach, broccoli, tofu, orange juice and skim milk or you can take a calcium supplement.

Eat your potatoes: Potatoes really shouldn’t be considered a vegetable because they’re mostly easily digested starch. They should be grouped with the other carbs. They don’t contain the health benefits other vegetables have been proven to.

Bottom line? Eat “good” fats, whole-grain carbs, healthy protein sources, lots of veggies (hold the taters), take a multivitamin as your insurance policy and exercise.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

MOVING



So it's off to Montana and I've had two weeks to make it happen. Talk about chaos.

So what do you do with chaos? You make it "organized" chaos. Have a plan for everything and have back up plans. Then make back up plans for your back up plans. If you stay organized, take things day by day, and act responsibly by making thorough and wise decisions everything will work out to it's best and you won't become overwhelmed and break down. Even if you are doing your best and there are still stumbling blocks, keep moving and don't let anything bring negativity or cause you to give up. Nothing good comes out of stress and disorganization--it's just a set up for disaster and a loss of the needed mental capacity.


Now there are still so many unknowns and there probably will be until my arrival. This move could go in various directions but these are some of my best tips I have learned during this process so far:



1. Print out a separate planner and keep it with you at all times. Put your to-do list and important numbers on the backside. For example: I printed out one page of the 2 weeks I have until moving day. This way I can focus on just the next two weeks and not get too ahead of myself. Cross out stuff on your to-do list as you go. Use a pencil because things might change!


2. Network, network, network. Talk to everyone-- you never know if they might be of assistance or have something you need. Be honest and don't be afraid to share your situation with people you come across even if it's the receptionist at the moving truck company. You never know who might help you out. My co-worker happened to have bubble wrap and tons of boxes. Another co-worker of mine had a great vet that prescribed me sedatives for my cats at a low price. Some of the simple things were being taken care of which helped me take care of the other big and complicated things.

3. Cut the crap. Moving quite a bit in the last 4-5 years I have had many closet cleansing sessions. My new rule, if you haven't worn it, seen it, or touched it since the last move-- get rid of it! Make a pile for trash, goodwill, and ebay for the things you could make some extra cash on.

4. Stay calm and look at the positives. There are going to be obstacles and road blocks. I literally had a stumbling block at the beginning of this week. I drove my car right into a median between two parking spots and into a planter. It was a unnecessary start for the morning of my one day off, and I wanted to scream. When I really thought about my foolish mistake, all I could do is laugh it off, call the tow truck company and patiently wait finding something to fill the time like updating my to-do list. These hectic moving times can make someone emotionally vulnerable, so when you hit those road blocks-- laugh it off and keep on keepin' on.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The New Coupon


It's called "group buying" - the newest trend in saving money at your favorite local businesses. Imagine buying a $25 gift certificate for only $10 or even less. Seems almost impossible. Here's how it works:

The first time I found out about this phenomenon was on Groupon.com. Each day there is a new deal in your area on the website. Go on to check the daily deal or have them alert you by email. Discounts can be at local restaurants, spas, theaters, etc. If enough people sign up with their credit card number agreeing that they would be interested in the deal, the deal with activate.

My roommate introduced me to Restaurant.com which is another group buying website. Go on and you'll find tons of local restaurants in your area. Before you go out to eat log on, find a restaurant and buy a gift certificate for 50% or more off. Print and then you are good to go. It's a great way to find new dining experiences close by.



Try receiving an even greater discount by finding the latest promotion code and type it in when you check out. My roommate bought $180 worth of coupons/gift certificates for $14 by typing in the promotion code "cook." Make sure you look at the fine print since some deals only include dinner and exclude happy hour.


So be adventurous and check it out! Using Restaurant.com, my roommate and I fell in love with a new crepe place that we never knew existed!